Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Exist: Pick-up Line Battle by QA

2011 is the year of pick-up lines and sure does we cannot miss this battle... So I made a compilation of lines some original, others are mostly overheard. Making sure that we make our fair share to this craze. Thanks to my Exist girlfriends Joan, Leslie and Erlyn for contributing. Certified keso! =))

Christmas ka ba? Kasi I want to merry you!

Boy: Kung gasolina ka, malamang pamasahe ako.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako nagmamahal

Boy: Tubig ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi you quench my thirst

Boy: Tsinelas ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi with you, i can go anywhere

Boy: Sana naka-off ang ilaw.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para tayo na lang ang mag-ON

Boy: Samahan mo nmn ako bumili ng mapa
Girl: Bakit saan ka pupunta?
Boy: Dyan lng sana... sa puso mo

Boy: Napuyat ka ba?
Girl: Hindi naman, bakit?
Boy: Kasi magdamag kitang iniisip eh


Programmer's corner:

Boy: JAVA ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi I'm starting to like you na!

Boy: Sana variable ka na lang...
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para pede kitang istore sa puso ko

Boy: Module ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Gusto sana kitang i-require sa buhay ko

Boy: SVN ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi gusto ko na magcommit sayo eh

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